I know a lot of you out there have been wondering what the boys have been up to for the last couple of months. Well let me tell you it has been a riveting adventure through the urban wilderness. there have been quite a few debates on national policy with several extremely provocative essays most notably, "Why should I vote for John McCain: ensure the revolution.
We also wrote a letter to Angelina Jolie (excerpts to follow at a later date) let me tell you, it is an amazing letter. but you don't have to take my word for it.
Finally, I think we're getting really close to unraveling a mystery that I know has been troubling many of our loyal kiddies, and has been the subject of several hundred fan letters. Is jon Ream really bi-curious or is it all a big publicity stunt? Nothing difinitive to report yet, but I can say that we are having him followed and that his phones are tapped, so its only a matter of time before we crack this nut wide open. In fact we have some unconfirmed reports that he was seen exiting a phone booth with another person who may or may not have been a man. I want to stress at this point that the sighting was unconfirmed, but if it was really jon ream in that phone booth with a man, we can only speculate as to what they may have been doing in there.
