Thursday, September 25, 2008

Seven Inch of the Week


Hello ladies and gents.  Now, I know what you're gonna say....there hasn't been a seven inch of the week for quite a few weeks now, and I just threw away my record player, thinking that it was no more.  Well....you're wrong.  So go out to the dumpster, dust off that needle, and get ready for some more seven inches that will change your freaking life!!   It is true that the Johns have been secluded in an underground cave working on a new EP, to be released in time for CMJ.  Now that we have come to the surface of the earth again, you should be expecting to see blogs on a more regular basis.  Anyway, the seven inch this week is a split seven inch : Bad Religion/Noam Chomsky's - New World Order: War # 1.  Okay, so you all know Bad Religion.  If you don't, you've got problems, and I'm not even going into it.  Now, we have seen recently many musicians and bands getting into politics in their music.  Bad Religion was doing it before it was the hip thing to do.  This split 7 inch was a release in 1991 to protest the First Gulf War.  The release came on maximum rock 'n' roll's label, which was a prevalent punk/hardcore zine back in the late 80's early 90's, and remains a source of music candor today.  The tracks on this 7" by Bad Religion are both on the A-side and are 1) Heaven is Falling and 2) Fertile Crescent.  They are both ROCKERS, and amazing tracks.  In fact, I would also suggest you check out the full-length record on which they eventually appeared, entitled Generator.  Now, the great thing about this seven inch is that the B-Side is a political analysis by the famous MIT professor Noam Chomsky.  All I have to say is splitting your 7 inch with an anarchist/libertarian socialist.....now that's PUNK ROCK!!! 

Monday, September 22, 2008

Johnny's Manic Mondays



WOAHHH! SEAGULL! WOOOOAAAAH KATE! WOOOAAAAH Jay Braun!

Hey People!

So I got my hair did and rescued from the beautiful people at Seagull Saturday. If you haven't heard of the joint, then you're missing out. Kate and company really do it right over there. Check out their amazing blog: seagullhair.typepad.com
and go get yourself pretty: www.seagullhair.com

We just finished mixing and recording our new EP with Jay Braun (pictured on the left with the chick). If you've never heard of him, where've you been? Jay's worked on music with Jon Spencer, Chuck D, Catpower, The Stills, Fiery Furnaces, and his own rad band, The Negatones. He's dope as hell, so is his D-O-G, the music's going make you wet yourself, GET READY!!!! D-U-M-B never sounded so fresh!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Johnny's Manic Mondays


Well well well, nothing really to say today except FUCKING SARAH PALIN! Me and every other thinking person, but if this shit works...THE GOOD OL'USA DESERVES WHAT IT GETS! STOP THIS GLORIFIED REAL ESTATE AGENT!

No offense to real estate agents, she's just got the look. Kind of like this lady from Hometown that use to balance her checkbook at the table and always say "God Bless You" as you' d pass her table. Can't you just see her smug nazi face on Century 21 signs all over Anytown, USA. Her crooked smile just screams "I just got plowed in the ass by your husband and sold your house for half it's market value and now you're fucked! "

I'm wasting time here. We are starting on our new EP tomorrow! Listen UP!!!! Look out! xxxo.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

The End is Nigh! or is it...

Hi there, it's great to be back after an awesome summer of partying and carrying on (wait a tick, that's what we do all year). Anyway, I thought I'd talk to you about something I find very funny: The new hadron collider in Europe. Now, I know what you're about to say, "what in the heck is a hadron?" And let me be the first to tell you that I have no idea. All I know is that they are going to be collided, and things crashing into each other makes me very happy indeed. I'll admit, the fact that a bunch of alpha-geeks built a big hula-hoop underground to smash things together is by itself, not very amusing. However, whenever you combine alpha-geeks, idiots, and the news media, right there you have yourself some laugh chowder. Take a gander some of these headlines:


As you can see, science + fools = ensuing hilarity. If you would like to know the official position the johns take on this monuments, yet controversial moment in the history of the world, it is this: hadrons good; probes better.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Johnny's Manic Mondays-Fashion Fashion Music Fashion



Still reeling from Carlos Campos' show last night.  It was so good. Can't stop dancing in my head to Marcelo Cunning's dope ass music.  Met Sean Paul and Eric Benet and Manuela Testolini as they are all cool as hell.  Mr. Benet's from the same stopping ground as most of the johns. 

Excited to try out the new music for a crowd tomorrow night! Black Betty in Williamsburg, 10:30pm.  xxxo.