Write Legibly People!

The johns would like to pose this question to all you kiddies out there: why sign up for a mailing list if you aren't going to write so anybody can read it? Is that some kind of pussy cop out? If you don't want the johns to send you mail whenever they do something totally awesome, if you don't want be up to date on the goings on of the greatest band in the world, then when some one comes around with a clip board, just say "fuck you, I don't want to sign, I'm a big, fat loser," don't write some unreadable scrawl!

But all tirades aside, the johns would like to announce new products in their online store! go check it out now!

And finally, come to the show tomorrow at 205 club. The johns will be filming the show for promotional and archival purposes, so wear your best trousers and make out with everyone you see, and you might end up on the internet.

New Home For the johns unverse!

Hello Kiddies. We here at the johns universe are devoted to bringing you the highest quality products available and as a result we find ourselves in a state of perpetual redesign. But that's art for you. Anyway, we will now be hosting our blog from a new location on the blogger.com servers. We did this because the simple yahoo 360 blogger that we had been using previously sucked ass! but if you want to check out the older post follow this link. Otherwise, enjoy.

Some big news in the world of fashion: the johns have just opened an online store at cafe press, and will be offering new, web-exclusive apparel! Click here to check out all the awesome designs! There is even something for the ladies, so tell all your friends, and pick something up for that special someone.

And don't forget to come check out the johns at 205 club, this friday at 9pm