Monday, October 20, 2008

Johnny's Manic Mondays


I should drink more, eat more, stuff myself like a fucking pig and live in a $300,000 pre-fab shit hole cause it's my right. I am American. I am suffocating. I do good things. I feel surrounded by d-u-m-b people Check us out CMJ. Watch the future. Get off your ass, make something, fight, want it, lick it, fuck it, run naked, no time for complacency. Don't let your TV steal your flavor. I hate you right now I want more. Don't be nostalgic or too reactive or safe or fair, GET OVER FEAR. RUN! HIT! KICK! PUNCH! DRINK! DESTROY! DIE! DIE!!! LIVE FULL SMART RIGHT NOW!!!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

A Debate, Stupid


So the last debate is tonight, and I was just wondering if you're even going to watch it? Yeah, I guess I'll watch the stupid thing, too. Although, I have no idea why they still call them debates. It was my understanding that in a debate it was customary for debaters to actually ANSWER questions. But I guess that's whats great about modern politics: nobody really has to answer for anything. Just reject the premise of the question, and you'll do fine. 
Well that just doesn' t make for a very good show, in my humble opinion. What we need to liven these debates up, is a good old-fasioned way to keep score. So what I propose is that the news networks and sportsvision get together to come up with a little tab below the debaters faces, and everytime one of them answers a question and uses sound logic, they get a point. Everytime the debater dodges a question or uses falty logic or inaccurate data, they lose a point. We put a big fat scoreboard in the debate hall so we all know just how we're doing. 
I know the moderator supposedly keeps score, but we need it big and in our faces so people can place bets and so there is a clear winner. Lets keep these ass-holes honest.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Johnny's Manic Mondays-FROM LA


Happy to be back in LA, although I hate this hotel I'm at. It's in on the porn star promenade on Santa Monica and gay. I never came around here when I lived here, why start now? HUH? I'm leaving this dump, LATA!

SO we had a pretty kick ass show the other night at Mercury Lounge. I love all the faces that showed up and rocked it with us, but one question: Why are there seats in any NYC music establishment? It encourages bad seated behavior: anti-movement. Maybe in 40 years when we are on the jazz standards and colostomy bags tour, but WHAT THE FUCK (spelled out)! Now it wasn't a big problem, and a lot of racks and sacks where shaking all over the place, but all that it takes is one lame chick and now its a fucking dinner party on the sidelines where people should be doing it or fighting. I did spot some couple outside fighting right after our show which I thought was appropriate and brought a smile to may face!

Our new EP comes out Tuesday, Oct 21! Get it! I give you sexy sauna Britney for your visual enjoyment. I liked it better when she was bananas, but she looks hot. Punch my Face. xxxo.