The johns would like to pose this question to all you kiddies out there: why sign up for a mailing list if you aren't going to write so anybody can read it? Is that some kind of pussy cop out? If you don't want the johns to send you mail whenever they do something totally awesome, if you don't want be up to date on the goings on of the greatest band in the world, then when some one comes around with a clip board, just say "fuck you, I don't want to sign, I'm a big, fat loser," don't write some unreadable scrawl!
But all tirades aside, the johns would like to announce new products in their online store! go check it out now!
And finally, come to the show tomorrow at 205 club. The johns will be filming the show for promotional and archival purposes, so wear your best trousers and make out with everyone you see, and you might end up on the internet.
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