Dearest Ashley,
the johns would like to proffer, our deep and lasting friendship. Your poise, your grace, and that ethereal, unnameable quality of you, gives us the utmost pleasure, and ongoing delight of contemplation. If you are not already currently indisposed this weekend (subpoenas, indictments, or some other meddlesome nuisance), we cordially invite you to appear as an extra in our music video. We realize it is difficult to break previous commitments on such sort notice, but we believe you have what it takes to be a big star. We can't explicitly guarantee face-time of any significant length, even to a face as lovely as yours. However, we would be most delighted for you to accept. Please, do invite any of your friends who may be available at the moment, the higher profile, the better.
Sincerely,
the johns
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