dear the johns,
I think your are so amazing. I was recently looking at some pictures of you on your website, thejohnsnyc.com, and I noticed that you guys are super cool. All the kids in my school make fun of me for being such a dweeb, and I was wondering if you had any advice about this? How can I be cool like you so I wont get picked on for being such a big dweeb?
Tim-Tim
Florida
Well little Tim-Tim, thats an excellent question. a lot of people have been trying to figure that one out, and sometimes it seems hard to really pin down that illusive quality that makes some people cool, and others total dweebs. The first thing that we would like to suggest you do is to spend some money on some new clothes. don't buy that usual shit you've been wearing. the best thing to do is to create a new, cool persona for yourself and dress like that person. Did you ever see fight club? do you remember when tyler durden disapears for a while and the main character is figuring stuff out, and then tyler returns with brand new accessories? thats what you've got to do. get yourself some new accessories. and probably a haircut wouldn't kill you.Florida
dear the johns,
you're all so attractive. every time I look at you or listen to your songs i start to get these strange, warm feelings. it makes me want to do things for you. I was just wondering if you have any openings on your staff.
Kimberly
Missouri
Missouri
Thank you for asking that, Kimberly. In fact, we are indeed looking to fill a number of positions on our traveling staff. Please send us a picture of yourself, and links to any websites that you may be featured on, we will send you a fifteen questionnaire (to help us get to know you better). we encourage high school seniors to apply, so If any of your little friends would also like to be considered, please be sure that they are over 18 years old (but not by too much, obviously).
If you would like your letter to be featured on the johns universe, send us gifts. we like gifts.
bye.
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